|Joke: “NSA Facts”
||[Feb. 6th, 2013|08:28 am]
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Yesterday, I had the idea of creating some “facts” about the
NSA - the
United States National Security Agency, similar to the Chuck Norris
Facts meme. And I got some
good factoids so far, which I will share here:
The NSA doesn't publish. They perish.
The NSA employs the largest number of mathematicians with Ph.D. And the most
stupid and incompetent ones.
The NSA has a patent for an efficient process for collecting a lot of
information and doing nothing with it.
The Bajoran scholars have positively identified Benjamin Sisko as
The Emissary. They also positively identified the NSA headquarters
as The Dungeon.
One of Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s episodes took place in the NSA
headquarters, but had to be destroyed, because all of the test audience had
uncontrollable panic attacks.
The NSA knows what you did last summer. But no one, in the NSA or outside it,
knows why they should.
The more the NSA think, the less they want to be able to think.
So they think less and less.
Hope you enjoyed it and naturally - “ha ha, only serious!”. Now the ball is in
- can you think of more? Put them in the comments below.
Happy NSA bashing!